








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 124 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2118 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,119 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2763 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2865 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1263 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2228 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $363,694 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t4mbo | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | Nismon | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | Mighty Denicz | 68% | 28 |
| #4 | JoggeZ | 67% | 21 |
| #5 | Forneus&Fuskeren | 65% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | ShakEEEbroh | 38% | 26 |
| #16 | Zlatni | 38% | 21 |
| #17 | TrevorLahey69 | 36% | 25 |
| #18 | Betch | 33% | 12 |
| #19 | ENDNUMEREGRATISELO | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoK | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | divine | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Big_AL | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | ShakEEEbroh | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | Dallimba | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dallimba | 196 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | Big_AL | 181 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | divine | 155 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | KoK | 105 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Mighty Denicz | 103 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t4mbo | +2.80 | 69 | 76 |
| #2 | Zuperkralle | +2.22 | 75 | 76 |
| #3 | Mighty Denicz | +1.27 | 87 | 53 |
| #4 | divine | +1.25 | 76 | 76 |
| #5 | Dallimba | +0.72 | 65 | 66 |





