








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 616 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 69 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3600 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,429 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4417 | 39% |
| Smokes | 2600 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1779 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2633 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $905,709 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 586 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big_AL | 69% | 49 |
| #2 | Zuperkralle | 68% | 28 |
| #3 | de_dog | 67% | 21 |
| #4 | JoggeZ | 66% | 29 |
| #5 | henrik lamar | 63% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | KoK | 54% | 46 |
| #8 | ENDNUMEREGRATISELO | 50% | 24 |
| #9 | Dallimba | 49% | 89 |
| #10 | Betch | 48% | 52 |
| #11 | ShakEEEbroh | 27% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dallimba | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Betch | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | KoK | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | ENDNUMEREGRATISELO | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | ShakEEEbroh | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dallimba | 300 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | Big_AL | 141 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | divine | 139 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | de_dog | 112 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #5 | Zuperkralle | 111 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zuperkralle | +2.50 | 79 | 73 |
| #2 | Mighty Denicz | +1.87 | 85 | 59 |
| #3 | divine | +1.74 | 75 | 77 |
| #4 | ENDNUMEREGRATISELO | +1.52 | 75 | 50 |
| #5 | JoggeZ | +0.06 | 72 | 65 |





