








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 350 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 163 matches | ||
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4074 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,664 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4179 | 28% |
| Smokes | 3448 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4039 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2998 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $803,713 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 281 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | de_dog | 66% | 44 |
| #2 | Mighty Denicz | 62% | 45 |
| #3 | KoK | 59% | 66 |
| #4 | JoggeZ | 59% | 70 |
| #5 | henrik lamar | 56% | 147 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Big_AL | 51% | 192 |
| #12 | Dallimba | 50% | 176 |
| #13 | ShakEEEbroh | 43% | 21 |
| #14 | Zlatni | 42% | 26 |
| #15 | Bekker | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big_AL | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Dallimba | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | JoggeZ | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | KoK | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | henrik lamar | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Big_AL | 671 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #2 | Dallimba | 662 | 0.18 | 19 min |
| #3 | de_dog | 262 | 0.28 | 6 min |
| #4 | Zuperkralle | 254 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #5 | Mighty Denicz | 187 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EmiLiuZ | +2.15 | 87 | 51 |
| #2 | divine | +1.73 | 76 | 76 |
| #3 | Zuperkralle | +1.39 | 70 | 75 |
| #4 | JoggeZ | +1.05 | 63 | 67 |
| #5 | de_dog | +1.03 | 66 | 60 |





