








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 35 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 265 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2251 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,588 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2507 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3774 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3759 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3548 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $423,071 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milabeck | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | Candy Bear 93 | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | MEXZ | 50% | 173 |
| #4 | tO | 50% | 50 |
| #5 | Mofasa | 47% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MEXZ | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | tO | 4 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Mofasa | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Milabeck | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Candy Bear 93 | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MEXZ | +2.05 | 82 | 47 |
| #2 | Mofasa | +2.03 | 63 | 50 |
| #3 | tO | -0.91 | 83 | 35 |
| #4 | HE-Man | -1.81 | 34 | 57 |
| #5 | Milabeck | -1.88 | 46 | 63 |





