








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 265 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Esplay | 41 matches | 1,661 | |
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Renown | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2693 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,106 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 498 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1254 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1184 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1170 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,250,763 of utility $212 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $traahu$ | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | Mofasa | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | LIfishAM. | 55% | 33 |
| #4 | MEXZ | 51% | 179 |
| #5 | HE-Man | 50% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $traahu$ | +5.24 | 81 | 77 |
| #2 | LIfishAM. | +1.57 | 75 | 36 |
| #3 | Mofasa | +1.28 | 61 | 38 |
| #4 | MEXZ | +0.67 | 73 | 52 |
| #5 | tO | -0.27 | 83 | 31 |





