








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 709 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Esplay | 155 matches | 1,672 | |
| Renown | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5308 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,322 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2392 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4243 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3126 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2561 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,377,171 of utility $217 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 179 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milabeck | 69% | 32 |
| #2 | $traahu$ | 56% | 32 |
| #3 | tO | 51% | 179 |
| #4 | HE-Man | 50% | 173 |
| #5 | Kvarmen | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tO | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | HE-Man | 6 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HE-Man | 280 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #2 | $traahu$ | 91 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Kvarmen | 72 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | tO | 65 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | Mofasa | 65 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $traahu$ | +6.18 | 81 | 75 |
| #2 | Milabeck | +1.64 | 56 | 64 |
| #3 | Mofasa | +0.91 | 62 | 51 |
| #4 | MEXZ | +0.79 | 74 | 52 |
| #5 | tO | -0.25 | 81 | 33 |





