








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 353 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 250 matches | ||
| Wingman | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2787 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,508 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3565 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3537 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3830 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3576 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $744,623 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 177 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schalli | 65% | 37 |
| #2 | grobyN | 55% | 66 |
| #3 | Hveem | 48% | 123 |
| #4 | Pungsaft | 48% | 88 |
| #5 | andr3 | 46% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Pungsaft | 48% | 88 |
| #5 | andr3 | 46% | 97 |
| #6 | Skogstad | 46% | 110 |
| #7 | Kelly | 44% | 32 |
| #8 | Rognlin | 36% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rognlin | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Pungsaft | 4 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Hveem | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | grobyN | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Schalli | 3 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hveem | 284 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | grobyN | 258 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | Pungsaft | 241 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | andr3 | 228 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | Schalli | 132 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schalli | +3.54 | 77 | 64 |
| #2 | Pungsaft | +1.08 | 63 | 75 |
| #3 | tOMST3R ✯ | +0.86 | 66 | 74 |
| #4 | Skogstad | +0.51 | 84 | 71 |
| #5 | grobyN | +0.03 | 59 | 72 |





