








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 712 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 549 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5087 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,360 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8679 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7325 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5573 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 6783 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,473,715 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 207 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tOMST3R ✯ | 55% | 66 |
| #2 | andr3 | 54% | 104 |
| #3 | Rammster | 53% | 34 |
| #4 | Kelly | 52% | 33 |
| #5 | Hakki | 51% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Schalli | 48% | 273 |
| #7 | Rognlin | 48% | 141 |
| #8 | Hveem | 47% | 399 |
| #9 | Pungsaft | 47% | 332 |
| #10 | Skogstad | 44% | 216 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pungsaft | 18 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Schalli | 18 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Hveem | 11 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Skogstad | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Hakki | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schalli | 878 | 0.15 | 24 min |
| #2 | Hveem | 865 | 0.10 | 24 min |
| #3 | Pungsaft | 842 | 0.12 | 26 min |
| #4 | Hakki | 333 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #5 | Skogstad | 278 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schalli | +2.74 | 75 | 67 |
| #2 | tOMST3R ✯ | +1.13 | 65 | 76 |
| #3 | Pungsaft | +0.41 | 61 | 73 |
| #4 | Hakki | +0.16 | 64 | 70 |
| #5 | grobyN | +0.01 | 59 | 73 |





