








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
425 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,391 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 438 | 31% |
| Smokes | 282 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 420 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 251 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $206,870 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SID | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | TORSETH | 76% | 21 |
| #3 | Buskas | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | Rambobeaver007 | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | Lowskilled | 56% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Mørnaren | 41% | 17 |
| #7 | Trash 2 | 40% | 5 |
| #8 | W A V Y | 35% | 17 |
| #9 | Sid3 | 33% | 9 |
| #10 | Epidydemis | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lowskilled | 2 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | TORSETH | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Trash 2 | 1 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TORSETH | 34 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | Lowskilled | 33 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | Mørnaren | 24 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | W A V Y | 22 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Buskas | 18 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TORSETH | +11.35 | 87 | 61 |
| #2 | Lowskilled | +6.91 | 89 | 63 |
| #3 | W A V Y | +3.35 | 93 | 57 |
| #4 | Trash 2 | +1.93 | 79 | 60 |
| #5 | SID | +0.48 | 69 | 58 |





