








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 173 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1794 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,527 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1075 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1587 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1472 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1393 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $516,939 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lowskilled | 68% | 37 |
| #2 | Rambobeaver007 | 65% | 31 |
| #3 | Mørnaren | 50% | 135 |
| #4 | Buskas | 50% | 34 |
| #5 | Epidydemis | 50% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Mørnaren | 50% | 135 |
| #4 | Buskas | 50% | 34 |
| #5 | Epidydemis | 50% | 74 |
| #6 | W A V Y | 47% | 112 |
| #7 | Trash 2 | 47% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mørnaren | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | W A V Y | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Buskas | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Rambobeaver007 | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | Lowskilled | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mørnaren | 248 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #2 | W A V Y | 222 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | Buskas | 66 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Lowskilled | 60 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Epidydemis | 43 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lowskilled | +8.01 | 93 | 66 |
| #2 | W A V Y | +6.06 | 92 | 62 |
| #3 | Sid3 | -0.32 | 68 | 57 |
| #4 | Trash 2 | -0.80 | 62 | 60 |
| #5 | Buskas | -1.27 | 44 | 64 |





