








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1187 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 221 matches | ||
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 2,117 | |
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5096 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,348 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4964 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4948 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4707 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3729 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,327,408 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 412 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | dog | 47% | 55 |
| #15 | Dufed | 46% | 71 |
| #16 | NXLO | 44% | 36 |
| #17 | Killermasa69 | 44% | 32 |
| #18 | Mikz | 43% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | membu | +2.95 | 64 | 73 |
| #2 | dog | +2.38 | 87 | 65 |
| #3 | Rake | +1.18 | 70 | 69 |
| #4 | NXLO | +1.03 | 88 | 54 |
| #5 | frosty | +0.89 | 62 | 78 |





