








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2068 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 300 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Esplay | 25 matches | 2,026 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 112 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6812 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8624 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8602 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6830 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 8047 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,839,987 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 335 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ReVe | 44% | 170 |
| #10 | Helsu | 41% | 220 |
| #11 | Dufed | 40% | 281 |
| #12 | tomp | 39% | 38 |
| #13 | Mikz | 38% | 229 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mikz | 17 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Dufed | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Tatti_ÜberRankaisija | 9 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Helsu | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | ReVe | 5 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mikz | 1467 | 0.30 | 49 min |
| #2 | Dufed | 1371 | 0.23 | 42 min |
| #3 | civik | 535 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #4 | A-P | 461 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #5 | Rake | 422 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | membu | +3.76 | 67 | 75 |
| #2 | Rake | +1.32 | 70 | 67 |
| #3 | frosty | +1.08 | 58 | 78 |
| #4 | Tatti_ÜberRankaisija | +0.85 | 63 | 70 |
| #5 | APO | +0.83 | 43 | 69 |





