








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 937 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2868 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,432 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2621 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2255 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2523 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1033 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $787,570 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 480 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 케빈 SchanZ | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Galyphia | 59% | 22 |
| #3 | ♔. | 56% | 102 |
| #4 | hell_fire | 56% | 70 |
| #5 | Dempsey | 55% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rupel | 491 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #2 | hell_fire | 170 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Lionh34rt[A] | 162 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | wsxd | 136 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | Katen Kyokotsu Karamatsu Shinju | 115 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lionh34rt[A] | +2.99 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | wsxd | +2.45 | 84 | 76 |
| #3 | 케빈 SchanZ | +2.11 | 81 | 43 |
| #4 | ♔. | +1.75 | 98 | 66 |
| #5 | Rupel | +1.42 | 68 | 67 |





