








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2571 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,381 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1912 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2622 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2449 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1398 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,172,484 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stebunaattori | 62% | 39 |
| #2 | MontananToni | 55% | 82 |
| #3 | chukhna | 53% | 141 |
| #4 | KanervA | 53% | 118 |
| #5 | CruNk. | 51% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ DNS~ | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | vozER -♿- | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | chukhna | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | PHamous | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | KanervA | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ DNS~ | 508 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | vozER -♿- | 476 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #3 | KanervA | 182 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | chukhna | 167 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | whdbst | 155 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CruNk. | +3.39 | 78 | 56 |
| #2 | KanervA | +2.67 | 77 | 62 |
| #3 | chukhna | +1.51 | 78 | 64 |
| #4 | whdbst | +1.29 | 77 | 61 |
| #5 | ✪ DNS~ | +0.65 | 79 | 68 |





