








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2367 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,579 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2973 | 45% |
| Smokes | 1318 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1545 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 743 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $556,597 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nyring | 66% | 47 |
| #2 | dmT | 65% | 55 |
| #3 | MoJo | 61% | 83 |
| #4 | Kromann! | 58% | 89 |
| #5 | p3Lz | 58% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dmT | 5 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Nyring | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Kromann! | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | p3Lz | 1 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Seven | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kromann! | 447 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #2 | dmT | 419 | 0.35 | 11 min |
| #3 | Nyring | 349 | 0.35 | 9 min |
| #4 | MoJo | 190 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Seven | 34 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dmT | +3.08 | 79 | 74 |
| #2 | Maybe | +1.83 | 76 | 70 |
| #3 | p3Lz | +0.26 | 64 | 66 |
| #4 | Nyring | +0.11 | 66 | 66 |
| #5 | Kromann! | -0.16 | 67 | 57 |





