








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 476 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 273 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3698 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,400 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2915 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3037 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3495 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2953 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,133,644 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ipo | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | B34R | 60% | 83 |
| #3 | PerSpelmann | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | Infushión | 54% | 41 |
| #5 | shuGGah | 52% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B34R | 6 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | clan-leif | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | andyski-> | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Infushión | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | MARLENE | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clan-leif | 587 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #2 | MARLENE | 396 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | andyski-> | 261 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | haakon | 223 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | Okvada | 185 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haakon | +2.91 | 86 | 68 |
| #2 | Okvada | +2.01 | 66 | 78 |
| #3 | PerSpelmann | +1.28 | 66 | 74 |
| #4 | andyski-> | +1.18 | 75 | 61 |
| #5 | shuGGah | +0.95 | 78 | 75 |





