








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1129 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 473 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Esplay | 16 matches | 1,947 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6511 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,531 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3956 | 21% |
| Smokes | 4105 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5843 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 4627 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,409,983 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B34R | 63% | 46 |
| #2 | shuGGah | 55% | 83 |
| #3 | Okvada | 53% | 150 |
| #4 | haakon | 51% | 153 |
| #5 | Fersk1 | 51% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | PerSpelmann | 50% | 64 |
| #7 | MARLENE | 49% | 108 |
| #8 | JK | 46% | 56 |
| #9 | zb0t | 44% | 41 |
| #10 | clan-leif | 44% | 144 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Okvada | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | clan-leif | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | MARLENE | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | haakon | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | shuGGah | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clan-leif | 476 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | Okvada | 475 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #3 | haakon | 388 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | MARLENE | 338 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #5 | shuGGah | 310 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haakon | +1.74 | 85 | 68 |
| #2 | Okvada | +1.26 | 65 | 75 |
| #3 | andyski-> | +0.96 | 71 | 60 |
| #4 | shuGGah | +0.42 | 77 | 71 |
| #5 | Fersk1 | +0.29 | 71 | 63 |





