








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 242 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1661 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,526 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1760 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1837 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1776 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1153 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $423,431 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 57 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PerSpelmann | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | andyski-> | 63% | 46 |
| #3 | Fersk1 | 60% | 83 |
| #4 | Infushión | 60% | 45 |
| #5 | clan-leif | 57% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fersk1 | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | clan-leif | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | jAY | 3 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | shuGGah | 3 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | andyski-> | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clan-leif | 316 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | Fersk1 | 196 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Infushión | 129 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | andyski-> | 121 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | jAY | 104 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shuGGah | +2.47 | 84 | 78 |
| #2 | haakon | +2.47 | 87 | 67 |
| #3 | jAY | +1.39 | 79 | 66 |
| #4 | Fersk1 | +1.20 | 68 | 64 |
| #5 | andyski-> | +0.95 | 71 | 61 |





