








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2224 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,515 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1127 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1402 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1197 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1789 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $431,188 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | henrik lamar | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | KoK | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | Dallimba | 59% | 44 |
| #4 | Mighty Denicz | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | divine | 55% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ENDNUMEREGRATISELO | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Betch | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Khalid | 2 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | Mighty Denicz | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dallimba | 155 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | divine | 106 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Big_AL | 88 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Betch | 76 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Khalid | 55 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EmiLiuZ | +2.65 | 88 | 55 |
| #2 | Mighty Denicz | +1.26 | 86 | 55 |
| #3 | divine | +0.81 | 75 | 76 |
| #4 | ENDNUMEREGRATISELO | +0.51 | 72 | 45 |
| #5 | Dallimba | -0.03 | 67 | 70 |





