








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 126 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2591 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,059 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1054 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1744 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1842 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1419 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,345,368 of utility $246 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 368 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | de_dog | 67% | 72 |
| #2 | JoggeZ | 65% | 51 |
| #3 | EmiLiuZ | 64% | 22 |
| #4 | Irongoat | 63% | 16 |
| #5 | Mighty Denicz | 63% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | divine | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | de_dog | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | LOTTE | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Dallimba | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | JoggeZ | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | divine | 418 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #2 | de_dog | 403 | 0.26 | 11 min |
| #3 | Dallimba | 389 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #4 | Big_AL | 295 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #5 | Mighty Denicz | 137 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EmiLiuZ | +2.18 | 84 | 49 |
| #2 | LOTTE | +1.80 | 79 | 68 |
| #3 | divine | +1.72 | 76 | 76 |
| #4 | Mighty Denicz | +1.69 | 87 | 56 |
| #5 | JoggeZ | +1.52 | 65 | 65 |





