








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 437 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1692 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,026 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3292 | 47% |
| Smokes | 1906 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1453 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 375 | 5% |
Our logs show you have wasted $465,218 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 181 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𓆩Åꞩꞩᵯⱥꞥ𓆪 | 66% | 44 |
| #2 | broN | 63% | 38 |
| #3 | kraa | 56% | 61 |
| #4 | beppesh | 53% | 68 |
| #5 | dinmammaglad | 51% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Carl-Arne Örn! LEGENDARISK ÖRN! | 43% | 23 |
| #10 | Jag heter Mattias | 43% | 65 |
| #11 | Rex | 42% | 57 |
| #12 | Raseptimus Prime | 29% | 17 |
| #13 | Eddie | 9% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rolf | 18 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | FullkornsBobVall | 18 | 0.0161 |
| #3 | beppesh | 14 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | Rex | 14 | 0.0114 |
| #5 | 𓆩Åꞩꞩᵯⱥꞥ𓆪 | 14 | 0.0151 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rolf | 430 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #2 | Jag heter Mattias | 174 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | beppesh | 161 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | broN | 140 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | Rex | 118 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rolf | +5.58 | 81 | 68 |
| #2 | dinmammaglad | +3.35 | 80 | 66 |
| #3 | 𓆩Åꞩꞩᵯⱥꞥ𓆪 | +2.95 | 78 | 47 |
| #4 | Pomppi | +1.31 | 52 | 61 |
| #5 | kraa | +1.27 | 59 | 49 |





