








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1169 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,147 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1170 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1286 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 992 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 699 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $568,254 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 187 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dinmammaglad | 58% | 50 |
| #2 | kraa | 58% | 38 |
| #3 | Rolf | 47% | 104 |
| #4 | Carl-Arne Örn! LEGENDARISK ÖRN! | 43% | 14 |
| #5 | Pomppi | 42% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Raseptimus Prime | 40% | 15 |
| #8 | FullkornsBobVall | 39% | 41 |
| #9 | Jag heter Mattias | 36% | 45 |
| #10 | 𓆩Åꞩꞩᵯⱥꞥ𓆪 | 35% | 31 |
| #11 | Eddie | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rolf | 20 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | FullkornsBobVall | 18 | 0.0218 |
| #3 | dinmammaglad | 11 | 0.0105 |
| #4 | 𓆩Åꞩꞩᵯⱥꞥ𓆪 | 10 | 0.0154 |
| #5 | Pomppi | 7 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rolf | 383 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #2 | Pomppi | 302 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #3 | dinmammaglad | 186 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | beppesh | 109 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jag heter Mattias | 97 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rolf | +5.82 | 83 | 66 |
| #2 | dinmammaglad | +4.36 | 81 | 69 |
| #3 | 𓆩Åꞩꞩᵯⱥꞥ𓆪 | +2.20 | 79 | 47 |
| #4 | Pomppi | +1.00 | 52 | 60 |
| #5 | kraa | +0.37 | 60 | 40 |





