








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
105 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 588 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 171 | 29% |
| Smokes | 153 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 169 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 95 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $21,667 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Russell Westbrook | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | EEMiMBA | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | UhmEddz #Sauna | 55% | 11 |
| #4 | beetor- | 55% | 11 |
| #5 | peksi | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | QuuQuu | 2 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | UhmEddz #Sauna | 1 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | beetor- | 1 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuukka ritokoski | +3.91 | 65 | 75 |
| #2 | beetor- | +3.10 | 74 | 68 |
| #3 | EEMiMBA | +0.52 | 66 | 73 |
| #4 | QuuQuu | +0.03 | 70 | 69 |
| #5 | UhmEddz #Sauna | -0.27 | 71 | 76 |





