








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
271 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,333 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 257 | 19% |
| Smokes | 330 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 457 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 289 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $145,207 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuukka ritokoski | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | peksi | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | EEMiMBA | 65% | 20 |
| #4 | UhmEddz #Sauna | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | Russell Westbrook | 50% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuukka ritokoski | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | beetor- | 1 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Jusa | 1 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | UhmEddz #Sauna | 1 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EEMiMBA | 88 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| #2 | UhmEddz #Sauna | 68 | 0.27 | 2 min |
| #3 | beetor- | 62 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | tuukka ritokoski | 54 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | Russell Westbrook | 45 | 0.28 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Russell Westbrook | +2.60 | 76 | 69 |
| #2 | EEMiMBA | +1.47 | 71 | 81 |
| #3 | peksi | +0.44 | 50 | 53 |
| #4 | beetor- | +0.27 | 81 | 61 |
| #5 | tuukka ritokoski | -0.10 | 48 | 60 |





