








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 33 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
825 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,640 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 713 | 27% |
| Smokes | 762 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 648 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 517 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $324,731 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apina | 83% | 6 |
| #2 | Dragon | 83% | 6 |
| #3 | EEMiMBA | 64% | 36 |
| #4 | tuukka ritokoski | 59% | 22 |
| #5 | dddXUULIK | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UhmEddz #Sauna | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | tuukka ritokoski | 3 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | QuuQuu | 2 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | Jusa | 1 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | dddXUULIK | 1 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beetor- | +0.71 | 78 | 60 |
| #2 | tuukka ritokoski | +0.54 | 53 | 69 |
| #3 | EEMiMBA | +0.38 | 69 | 81 |
| #4 | UhmEddz #Sauna | +0.15 | 71 | 79 |
| #5 | dddXUULIK | +0.00 | 63 | 79 |





