








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2543 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,490 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2925 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2190 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1434 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1941 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $466,373 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | Ari | 45% | 44 |
| #16 | Dr_pippuri | 45% | 38 |
| #17 | Helkku | 44% | 41 |
| #18 | Noukkari | 40% | 87 |
| #19 | 𝖗𝖚𝖘𝖕𝖇 | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ospemo | 358 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #2 | Noukkari | 183 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Olber | 129 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | Laibba | 115 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | kallu havumäki | 110 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jupe | +3.65 | 89 | 78 |
| #2 | COOKIE =]]]]] | +2.55 | 73 | 76 |
| #3 | Sarutuuba | +1.62 | 55 | 50 |
| #4 | 𝖗𝖚𝖘𝖕𝖇 | +1.04 | 57 | 63 |
| #5 | kallu havumäki | +0.92 | 73 | 58 |





