








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 278 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3302 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,730 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2767 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3424 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3237 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2302 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,341,401 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ironi | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Heksa | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Olber | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Sarutuuba | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | CLOUVER | 2 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ospemo | 310 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #2 | Olber | 249 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | COOKIE =]]]]] | 234 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| #4 | Ironi | 191 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | Noukkari | 131 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ironi | +2.32 | 49 | 67 |
| #2 | EL PULIUKKO | +1.79 | 67 | 66 |
| #3 | pna | +1.51 | 52 | 69 |
| #4 | COOKIE =]]]]] | +1.45 | 70 | 82 |
| #5 | RaineVeltti | +0.86 | 56 | 56 |





