








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 44 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
669 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,039 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 99 | 10% |
| Smokes | 365 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 357 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 218 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $50,732 of utility $24 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jupi | 67% | 9 |
| #2 | Dr_pippuri | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | Ospemo | 65% | 34 |
| #4 | RaineVeltti | 50% | 36 |
| #5 | Helkku | 47% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Napakymppi-Kaitsu | 33% | 9 |
| #12 | mikza | 33% | 12 |
| #13 | Sarutuuba | 25% | 8 |
| #14 | 10Shi | 23% | 22 |
| #15 | Logger | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | COOKIE =]]]]] | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Helkku | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Laibba | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | 10Shi | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Olber | 2 | 0.0094 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kallu havumäki | 202 | 0.30 | 3 min |
| #2 | COOKIE =]]]]] | 179 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | Ospemo | 177 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #4 | Noukkari | 102 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Laibba | 63 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | COOKIE =]]]]] | +3.34 | 72 | 75 |
| #2 | Jupi | +1.99 | 52 | 42 |
| #3 | kallu havumäki | +1.41 | 81 | 68 |
| #4 | Olber | +1.08 | 66 | 73 |
| #5 | Ospemo | +0.69 | 78 | 73 |





