








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2047 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,333 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3504 | 48% |
| Smokes | 1551 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 697 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 1581 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $458,078 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaivo | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Ari | 65% | 34 |
| #3 | Jeke | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | Laibba | 58% | 86 |
| #5 | Sarutuuba | 56% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | COOKIE =]]]]] | 331 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #2 | Noukkari | 212 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #3 | Laibba | 146 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | mikza | 101 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | jEEZER | 97 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kaivo | +3.05 | 48 | 67 |
| #2 | COOKIE =]]]]] | +2.91 | 74 | 77 |
| #3 | jEEZER | +2.72 | 38 | 74 |
| #4 | 𝖗𝖚𝖘𝖕𝖇 | +1.81 | 56 | 67 |
| #5 | Ironi | +0.86 | 35 | 66 |





