








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 741 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 158 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2153 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,897 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2407 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2696 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1660 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2134 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $818,172 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuskamukunen | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | olli | 63% | 150 |
| #3 | moonzy | 63% | 139 |
| #4 | Brofessori | 62% | 71 |
| #5 | Prutos | 62% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Jeemis☯ | 61% | 133 |
| #7 | Resident | 60% | 112 |
| #8 | JuhK. | 57% | 49 |
| #9 | Plague | 49% | 78 |
| #10 | agency main | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | olli | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Plague | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Jeemis☯ | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | Brofessori | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | JuhK. | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moonzy | 663 | 0.21 | 20 min |
| #2 | olli | 421 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #3 | Jeemis☯ | 288 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #4 | Prutos | 189 | 0.30 | 6 min |
| #5 | Plague | 170 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moonzy | +4.52 | 83 | 78 |
| #2 | Jeemis☯ | +2.58 | 80 | 73 |
| #3 | Plague | +1.41 | 75 | 67 |
| #4 | nuskamukunen | +1.22 | 75 | 50 |
| #5 | nevis | +0.70 | 76 | 70 |





