








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 133 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1217 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,458 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 356 | 8% |
| Smokes | 1102 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1548 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1452 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,249,982 of utility $296 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuskamukunen | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | nevis | 62% | 71 |
| #3 | moonzy | 61% | 155 |
| #4 | olli | 59% | 103 |
| #5 | Jeemis☯ | 59% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Plague | 56% | 71 |
| #8 | JuhK. | 48% | 31 |
| #9 | Resident | 48% | 94 |
| #10 | agency main | 40% | 25 |
| #11 | MagicM4ik | 33% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moonzy | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Jeemis☯ | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Resident | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Plague | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | JuhK. | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moonzy | 766 | 0.22 | 24 min |
| #2 | nevis | 290 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #3 | Jeemis☯ | 278 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | olli | 269 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | Prutos | 157 | 0.30 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | moonzy | +4.92 | 84 | 78 |
| #2 | Jeemis☯ | +3.68 | 84 | 73 |
| #3 | Plague | +2.02 | 79 | 66 |
| #4 | nuskamukunen | +1.77 | 74 | 47 |
| #5 | nevis | +0.66 | 76 | 68 |





