








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 995 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 217 matches | ||
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 146 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5328 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,281 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7944 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7682 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7975 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4680 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,525,662 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 496 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alice | 53% | 47 |
| #2 | fokszi26 | 49% | 55 |
| #3 | Domino | 46% | 50 |
| #4 | Lekka2023 | 45% | 71 |
| #5 | d3v3szk0 | 36% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alice | 53% | 47 |
| #2 | fokszi26 | 49% | 55 |
| #3 | Domino | 46% | 50 |
| #4 | Lekka2023 | 45% | 71 |
| #5 | d3v3szk0 | 36% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d3v3szk0 | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | fokszi26 | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Domino | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Alice | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Lekka2023 | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d3v3szk0 | 177 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | Alice | 101 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | fokszi26 | 96 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | Lekka2023 | 34 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Domino | 28 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fokszi26 | +3.15 | 47 | 47 |
| #2 | Domino | +2.66 | 74 | 35 |
| #3 | Alice | +0.87 | 56 | 63 |
| #4 | Lekka2023 | +0.50 | 51 | 38 |
| #5 | d3v3szk0 | -0.15 | 51 | 64 |





