








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 895 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 804 matches | ||
| Wingman | 436 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9772 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,582 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4219 | 15% |
| Smokes | 9119 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 9296 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 5948 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,637,768 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Domino | 56% | 97 |
| #2 | d3v3szk0 | 45% | 89 |
| #3 | Bot Frank | 38% | 252 |
| #4 | ♡Ficu98♡ | 38% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Domino | 56% | 97 |
| #2 | d3v3szk0 | 45% | 89 |
| #3 | Bot Frank | 38% | 252 |
| #4 | ♡Ficu98♡ | 38% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d3v3szk0 | 14 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Domino | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Bot Frank | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | ♡Ficu98♡ | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bot Frank | 425 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #2 | d3v3szk0 | 275 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | Domino | 38 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | ♡Ficu98♡ | 15 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Domino | +3.80 | 80 | 28 |
| #2 | Bot Frank | +0.46 | 42 | 55 |
| #3 | Lekka2023 | -0.26 | 50 | 41 |
| #4 | d3v3szk0 | -1.22 | 51 | 56 |
| #5 | ♡Ficu98♡ | -1.94 | 39 | 10 |





