








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 416 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Renown | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3680 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,525 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 340 | 8% |
| Smokes | 1281 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1857 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 1047 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $979,685 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 347 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Hihetetlen | 55% | 20 |
| #7 | paapr1k | 49% | 45 |
| #8 | Bohócka | 47% | 17 |
| #9 | d3v3szk0 | 46% | 113 |
| #10 | Vagon | 46% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Balivok | 11 | 0.0138 |
| #2 | d3v3szk0 | 10 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Hihetetlen | 4 | 0.0100 |
| #4 | fokszi26 | 3 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | Lekka2023 | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d3v3szk0 | 353 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | paapr1k | 148 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | Vagon | 89 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | Lekka2023 | 55 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Bohócka | 55 | 0.17 | 1 min |





