








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 291 matches | ||
| Wingman | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3874 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,690 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2433 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4327 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3593 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3337 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,565,797 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1hit1hs gun only | 67% | 36 |
| #2 | Lekka2023 | 52% | 52 |
| #3 | Bot Frank | 50% | 115 |
| #4 | Vagon | 49% | 55 |
| #5 | paapr1k | 48% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Bot Frank | 50% | 115 |
| #4 | Vagon | 49% | 55 |
| #5 | paapr1k | 48% | 145 |
| #6 | LIWZ | 46% | 26 |
| #7 | 🎮Tejfog🎮 | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paapr1k | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | 1hit1hs gun only | 5 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Bot Frank | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Lekka2023 | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Vagon | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | paapr1k | 457 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | Bot Frank | 217 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | 1hit1hs gun only | 187 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #4 | Vagon | 79 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | LIWZ | 36 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1hit1hs gun only | +1.28 | 64 | 52 |
| #2 | fokszi26 | +0.78 | 51 | 49 |
| #3 | LIWZ | +0.57 | 52 | 50 |
| #4 | paapr1k | +0.22 | 71 | 59 |
| #5 | 🎮Tejfog🎮 | -0.04 | 42 | 50 |





