








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2160 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1205 matches | ||
| Faceit | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14783 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 68,987 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 23548 | 34% |
| Smokes | 15806 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 17408 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 12225 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,717,238 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3027 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prakM | 71% | 270 |
| #2 | TMV obntsRo ¬-¬ *adonix | 67% | 172 |
| #3 | 5th dan blackbelt driller | 67% | 289 |
| #4 | genesis | 65% | 490 |
| #5 | warrior | 63% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mmr philantrophist | 33 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | genesis | 27 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | arofe | 27 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | prakM | 27 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | 5th dan blackbelt driller | 18 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mmr philantrophist | 3228 | 0.23 | 86 min |
| #2 | mv zquence ¬-¬ * adonix | 1379 | 0.24 | 40 min |
| #3 | genesis | 1333 | 0.13 | 31 min |
| #4 | arofe | 1094 | 0.20 | 27 min |
| #5 | prakM | 729 | 0.13 | 18 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prakM | +3.57 | 81 | 61 |
| #2 | genesis | +3.04 | 95 | 58 |
| #3 | TMV obntsRo ¬-¬ *adonix | +2.57 | 90 | 68 |
| #4 | mmr philantrophist | +1.92 | 72 | 72 |
| #5 | 5th dan blackbelt driller | +1.79 | 84 | 59 |





