








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 487 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 477 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5340 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,125 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7825 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5030 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3996 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4274 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,971,088 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | TMV obntsRo ¬-¬ *adonix | 61% | 33 |
| #6 | jourdain | 60% | 271 |
| #7 | fm.fantasy[K] | 53% | 36 |
| #8 | LemonTart | 48% | 104 |
| #9 | arofe | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prakM | 15 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | jourdain | 9 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | LemonTart | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | mmr philantrophist | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | fm.fantasy[K] | 3 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jourdain | 1490 | 0.26 | 42 min |
| #2 | mmr philantrophist | 485 | 0.24 | 15 min |
| #3 | LemonTart | 454 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #4 | prakM | 241 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | fm.fantasy[K] | 220 | 0.30 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prakM | +4.04 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | genesis | +3.26 | 95 | 58 |
| #3 | TMV obntsRo ¬-¬ *adonix | +2.30 | 91 | 70 |
| #4 | mmr philantrophist | +1.59 | 74 | 72 |
| #5 | mv zquence ¬-¬ * adonix | +1.02 | 69 | 75 |





