








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1421 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 777 matches | ||
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 123 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8436 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,194 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9998 | 28% |
| Smokes | 9492 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7096 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 8608 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,926,692 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 920 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JojoS | 53% | 88 |
| #2 | QuiRa | 53% | 75 |
| #3 | ツ emπM ツ #picassopeek | 53% | 89 |
| #4 | XUN | 53% | 55 |
| #5 | IronTony | 49% | 229 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IronTony | 13 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | So3! ♫ | 11 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | BOBER KURWA | 11 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | mule | 9 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Bot Neon | 6 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | So3! ♫ | 1362 | 0.21 | 33 min |
| #2 | DrGhost | 1138 | 0.25 | 30 min |
| #3 | IronTony | 677 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #4 | mule | 584 | 0.07 | 16 min |
| #5 | Bot Neon | 398 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JojoS | +4.44 | 94 | 67 |
| #2 | IronTony | +2.84 | 75 | 66 |
| #3 | ツ emπM ツ #picassopeek | +1.37 | 83 | 67 |
| #4 | QuiRa | +1.18 | 72 | 59 |
| #5 | Bot Neon | +0.71 | 88 | 67 |





