








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 239 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2194 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,861 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1211 | 25% |
| Smokes | 972 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1168 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1510 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $861,196 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1331 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le4n | 77% | 13 |
| #2 | andy ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ | 64% | 28 |
| #3 | Sketchy_Canadian | 62% | 79 |
| #4 | Nabeep Nworb | 58% | 62 |
| #5 | jcr | 57% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Sketchy_Canadian | 62% | 79 |
| #4 | Nabeep Nworb | 58% | 62 |
| #5 | jcr | 57% | 115 |
| #6 | jd | 57% | 21 |
| #7 | Outback | 50% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nabeep Nworb | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Le4n | 3 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | Sketchy_Canadian | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | andy ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | jcr | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jcr | 377 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | Sketchy_Canadian | 312 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | Outback | 104 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Nabeep Nworb | 82 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | andy ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ | 71 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Outback | +4.71 | 94 | 64 |
| #2 | jcr | +2.80 | 82 | 48 |
| #3 | Le4n | +1.47 | 70 | 49 |
| #4 | Nabeep Nworb | +1.03 | 70 | 42 |
| #5 | CRACKADDICT22 | -0.55 | 67 | 41 |





