








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 83 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1287 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,976 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 555 | 19% |
| Smokes | 874 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 632 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 915 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $548,851 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 321 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jd | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | Outback | 62% | 45 |
| #3 | Ghosly | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | Sketchy_Canadian | 61% | 62 |
| #5 | jcr | 61% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | audar | 5 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | CRACKADDICT22 | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | jcr | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Sketchy_Canadian | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | andy ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ | 2 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jcr | 312 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | Sketchy_Canadian | 230 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | Outback | 117 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | CRACKADDICT22 | 112 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | andy ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ | 63 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Outback | +4.77 | 93 | 66 |
| #2 | jcr | +2.88 | 83 | 51 |
| #3 | Ghosly | +1.63 | 59 | 75 |
| #4 | Nabeep Nworb | +1.36 | 69 | 45 |
| #5 | andy ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ | -0.09 | 78 | 57 |





