








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 48 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
511 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,229 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 635 | 28% |
| Smokes | 508 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 652 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 434 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $308,801 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cider-of-shr00m | 49% | 45 |
| #2 | SPINNNNN | 48% | 83 |
| #3 | pewpewpew | 48% | 81 |
| #4 | booNster | 45% | 64 |
| #5 | Kimo | 45% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | SPINNNNN | 48% | 83 |
| #3 | pewpewpew | 48% | 81 |
| #4 | booNster | 45% | 64 |
| #5 | Kimo | 45% | 29 |
| #6 | mo | 45% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cider-of-shr00m | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | booNster | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | SPINNNNN | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SPINNNNN | 247 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | booNster | 151 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | mo | 126 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | pewpewpew | 108 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | cider-of-shr00m | 86 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mo | +1.36 | 85 | 71 |
| #2 | SPINNNNN | +1.15 | 65 | 81 |
| #3 | Kimo | +0.95 | 75 | 64 |
| #4 | VIOVIO | +0.70 | 76 | 55 |
| #5 | pewpewpew | -0.32 | 55 | 56 |





