








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 111 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 60 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
991 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 469 | 19% |
| Smokes | 816 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 764 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 399 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $500,049 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kimo | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | SPINNNNN | 49% | 94 |
| #3 | VIOVIO | 48% | 81 |
| #4 | booNster | 47% | 75 |
| #5 | cider-of-shr00m | 46% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | SPINNNNN | 49% | 94 |
| #3 | VIOVIO | 48% | 81 |
| #4 | booNster | 47% | 75 |
| #5 | cider-of-shr00m | 46% | 67 |
| #6 | mo | 46% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cider-of-shr00m | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | VIOVIO | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | booNster | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | SPINNNNN | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SPINNNNN | 276 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | VIOVIO | 167 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | booNster | 165 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | mo | 149 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #5 | cider-of-shr00m | 125 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mo | +1.90 | 87 | 74 |
| #2 | SPINNNNN | +1.67 | 66 | 82 |
| #3 | Kimo | +0.79 | 76 | 62 |
| #4 | VIOVIO | +0.79 | 76 | 56 |
| #5 | pewpewpew | -0.61 | 56 | 54 |





