








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 826 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 127 matches | ||
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6352 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,352 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5135 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5273 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2364 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 3580 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,165,465 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 219 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Max Value | 45% | 271 |
| #9 | VIOVIO | 45% | 29 |
| #10 | Siebener | 43% | 194 |
| #11 | cediwinder | 42% | 45 |
| #12 | Chayumi | 41% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Might guy | 1183 | 0.20 | 27 min |
| #2 | Aki č
| 931 | 0.25 | 23 min |
| #3 | Max Value | 703 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #4 | sLotz++ | 463 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #5 | Siebener | 255 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Might guy | +3.06 | 72 | 51 |
| #2 | Kimo | +2.19 | 74 | 69 |
| #3 | Aki č
| +1.32 | 58 | 63 |
| #4 | SPINNNNN | +1.07 | 67 | 81 |
| #5 | VIOVIO | +0.20 | 80 | 54 |





