








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 427 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 222 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Renown | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6020 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,917 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7440 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5048 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4944 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6485 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,232,911 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 28 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ubiquity | 48% | 69 |
| #11 | Dan | 48% | 44 |
| #12 | 𝔹𝕀𝔾 ℂℍ𝕀𝔼𝔽 | 46% | 83 |
| #13 | lor | 45% | 44 |
| #14 | Dexterity | 44% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | howl | 1211 | 0.19 | 32 min |
| #2 | LOST | 579 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #3 | MouldyLunchBox | 464 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | Arkky | 435 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #5 | #Kingy | 407 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | howl | +3.12 | 78 | 71 |
| #2 | abom | +1.34 | 70 | 73 |
| #3 | c0n | +0.66 | 88 | 71 |
| #4 | MouldyLunchBox | +0.46 | 67 | 66 |
| #5 | Arkky | -0.01 | 62 | 65 |





