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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
888 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,740 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 383 | 14% |
| Smokes | 614 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1100 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 643 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $316,160 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Solopoopie | 3 | 0.0238 |
| #2 | Stray Donkey | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Snowmad 3 51 270 | 2 | 0.0182 |
| #4 | Lee | 1 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | meap | 1 | 0.0085 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snowmad 3 51 270 | +8.73 | 96 | 77 |
| #2 | Le Fithe au thocolat | +8.19 | 93 | 64 |
| #3 | Solopoopie | +6.71 | 87 | 64 |
| #4 | holy shit it's freddy fazbear | +6.25 | 97 | 50 |
| #5 | Stray Donkey | +4.14 | 88 | 62 |





