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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2108 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,371 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1908 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1387 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 774 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1302 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $297,620 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edgar Allan DubbzZ | 100% | 9 |
| #2 | Tony | 85% | 13 |
| #3 | CAJUN | 80% | 104 |
| #4 | Tristen | 76% | 75 |
| #5 | stuffs | 71% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CAJUN | 501 | 0.25 | 14 min |
| #2 | Tristen | 367 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| #3 | Heckster | 238 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | stuffs | 46 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | Tony | 44 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | swifty- | +5.25 | 85 | 66 |
| #2 | Edgar Allan DubbzZ | +4.31 | 81 | 56 |
| #3 | CAJUN | +4.13 | 76 | 75 |
| #4 | Tristen | +2.79 | 85 | 65 |
| #5 | stuffs | -0.42 | 75 | 62 |





