








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1207 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,722 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1547 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1108 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1401 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 666 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $427,539 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amandine du 38 | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Le J. | 58% | 43 |
| #3 | TheAldorayne | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | Tirf-S | 52% | 27 |
| #5 | Lumenex | 50% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Vìnz | 36% | 11 |
| #13 | Napo | 36% | 14 |
| #14 | KCDQ jr | 32% | 25 |
| #15 | gecko | 29% | 28 |
| #16 | Aoxi- | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LaGrosseMIte | 10 | 0.0118 |
| #2 | gecko | 8 | 0.0129 |
| #3 | Joueur 1 | 7 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Le J. | 7 | 0.0077 |
| #5 | Lt armEL | 5 | 0.0102 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joueur 1 | 323 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #2 | Le J. | 173 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #3 | Lumenex | 148 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | gecko | 130 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #5 | Napo | 74 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amandine du 38 | +3.56 | 85 | 82 |
| #2 | Joueur 1 | +3.39 | 90 | 76 |
| #3 | Le J. | +1.79 | 73 | 73 |
| #4 | gecko | +1.71 | 74 | 72 |
| #5 | Lumenex | +1.43 | 58 | 66 |





