








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 105 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1507 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,537 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 819 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1956 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2527 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 1235 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $574,753 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zowie | 47% | 135 |
| #2 | GGbuorsa | 47% | 146 |
| #3 | Zowie2 | 46% | 41 |
| #4 | VERDAMMTE AXT!!! | 42% | 89 |
| #5 | [CDHE]Schamoul | 42% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | GGbuorsa | 47% | 146 |
| #3 | Zowie2 | 46% | 41 |
| #4 | VERDAMMTE AXT!!! | 42% | 89 |
| #5 | [CDHE]Schamoul | 42% | 77 |
| #6 | Aless22 | 41% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zowie | 16 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | GGbuorsa | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | [CDHE]Schamoul | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zowie | 509 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #2 | GGbuorsa | 365 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | VERDAMMTE AXT!!! | 141 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | Zowie2 | 132 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Aless22 | 39 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GGbuorsa | +3.40 | 66 | 80 |
| #2 | Zowie | +1.51 | 82 | 73 |
| #3 | Zowie2 | -0.19 | 79 | 70 |
| #4 | Memi | -0.27 | 44 | 57 |
| #5 | VERDAMMTE AXT!!! | -1.92 | 54 | 61 |





