








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 714 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 266 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 88 matches | ||
| Wingman | 86 matches | ||
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 25 different maps





Our logs show 97 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5335 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,581 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1530 | 7% |
| Smokes | 7839 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 8831 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 4381 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,303,202 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 224 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡M1LLER | 59% | 59 |
| #2 | Pegasus | 52% | 114 |
| #3 | Der Anker | 49% | 214 |
| #4 | [SaNaMa]Killer | 47% | 53 |
| #5 | Mustafa Yusuf | 47% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | KlutchR ™ | 46% | 170 |
| #7 | ZipperedFrog | 45% | 199 |
| #8 | SNIFFER_dog | 45% | 127 |
| #9 | Zeneth | 45% | 297 |
| #10 | Zinni | 33% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZipperedFrog | 47 | 0.0115 |
| #2 | Zeneth | 17 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | ⚡M1LLER | 17 | 0.0134 |
| #4 | Der Anker | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Mustafa Yusuf | 7 | 0.0062 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KlutchR ™ | 576 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #2 | Der Anker | 382 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | ZipperedFrog | 266 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | ⚡M1LLER | 212 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | Zeneth | 174 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mustafa Yusuf | +3.46 | 82 | 49 |
| #2 | KlutchR ™ | +2.12 | 75 | 58 |
| #3 | Der Anker | +1.16 | 51 | 61 |
| #4 | ZipperedFrog | +0.63 | 60 | 55 |
| #5 | Pegasus | +0.62 | 41 | 37 |





