








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 493 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 251 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Wingman | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 136 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5552 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,062 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5004 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7513 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 4529 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2016 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,486,775 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 768 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KL0W0FF1C1AL | 67% | 42 |
| #2 | sabr | 59% | 99 |
| #3 | Mustafa Yusuf | 57% | 122 |
| #4 | K-L0W | 55% | 67 |
| #5 | Pegasus | 55% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ⚡M1LLER | 51% | 160 |
| #10 | Dawner. | 49% | 214 |
| #11 | SNIFFER_dog | 48% | 126 |
| #12 | LordLefty | 43% | 46 |
| #13 | [SaNaMa]Killer | 43% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡M1LLER | 441 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | Mustafa Yusuf | 337 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | Zinni | 309 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | Zeneth | 228 | 0.03 | 5 min |
| #5 | Dawner. | 226 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KL0W0FF1C1AL | +2.56 | 65 | 39 |
| #2 | K-L0W | +2.20 | 76 | 36 |
| #3 | Mustafa Yusuf | +2.12 | 78 | 58 |
| #4 | Der Anker | +0.89 | 51 | 61 |
| #5 | Zeneth | +0.84 | 36 | 47 |





